Scientists Determine Al Gore is Cause of Global Warming

A group of highly educated scientists have determined that the cause of global warming is Al Gore himself. Massive amounts of methane, they say, are released from Al Gore each day, up to 400,000 cubic meters of the stuff. When asked about this, Gore allegedly replied that he was making up the difference with offsets, such as only taking one jet plane trip per day and keeping his heated swimming pool down to a balmy 85 degrees in the wintertime. He is also cutting down on his daily Cashew Chicken allotment. Good for you, Al !